Q and A with Cedar the Rabbit


Sharanya Karanam, Reporter

Today I am here with Cedar the rabbit and today’s topic is about rabbit opinions and how a rabbits day follows along. Let’s get started, shall we?

Okay Cedar, what is your favorite part of the day?

*sits in comfortable position nibbling to indicate that she is happy*

What is your favorite food?

*snatches craisin from finger.

How do you feel about your owners?

*  looking over the edge hoping to be let out

What helps you relieve stress?

*  digs at carpet

What annoys you the most

* mosquito lands on ear*

* starts scratching*

Do you have any bad habits?

* chews wire then poops on carpet

Whats the Worst part about being a rabbit 

* Blinks

Are you a morning person or a night owl

* Lays down in bed

Did your older sister go to college 

* Nibbles on University of Texas Application

What do you eat for breakfast 

* Yanks grass out of hay pile

Do you love your job

* looks out window

Have you been in a beauty pageant 

* Puts painted nails on edge of cage

Did you ever eat Indian food

* finds block of panner and nibbles

Did you take karate lessons in your life

* swipes human hand away

How are you feeling right now

* gives you the evil eye

How old were you when you realized Santa is not real

* thought bubble: Santa’s not real?

whats your favorite color 

* looks at black fur

Do you read the newspaper

* stares at newspapered floor

On a scale from 1-10, how much do you love your owners

* licks paw