As you know, Almonds are an important part of Nut History. If it wasn’t for almonds, we wouldn’t be able to eat almonds! So today we’re going to be counting down the best almonds of all time.

WARNING: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT ALMONDS AND NUTS IN GENERAL. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT ALMONDS, PLEASE EXIT THE TAB.

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10. Almond Hammer- Why it's Armie Hammer, star of call me by your name! But what's this? He's an almond? This almond is a quality one, if I do say so myself, but seeing as how this almond is partially human, it might taste a little strange. But if I had to pick one almond that I would hang on my wall to show my friends, it would be Almond Hammer.

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